Tag Archive: Stupid


Newt nipped by zoo penguin, gets Band-Aid – Yahoo! News.

Newt Gingrich gets bit by a penguin, receives Band-Aid for the injury.  Swell.  Who cares!?  You have to wonder what the guy writing this article thinks about his life?  He likely went to journalism school for a few years, or one….I don’t know.  I’m assuming he didn’t finish if he’s writing stuff like this.

Boy, 5, brings 50 packets of heroin to school for show and tell – Yahoo! News.

In another stellar showing for parent of the year, a 5 year old boy brought his stepdad’s heroin to school for Show-and-Tell.  Not just one bag mind you….but 50 bags!  Even better, the stepdad showed up at the school to retrieve his drugs and was (gasp!) arrested.

The article doesn’t elaborate as to if the boy knew what the substance was or how he tried to introduce it to the class.  Nor does it indicate if he knew it would get his stepfather in trouble.  However, something inside me believes that this boy was probably smarter than his 35 year old guardian and had this all planned out from the start.  Nice move…

Wayne Mitchell Dies After Eating Cocaine Hidden In Brothers Butt; Deangelo Mitchell Charged In Death.

I’m not sure there is much more that can be said about this story.  Two brothers, Wayne and Deangelo Mitchell, got pulled over and subsequently placed in the back of a police car.  The elder brother started freaking out about going to prison for life if/when the police find the cocaine he had hidden in his crack.

After some pleading and a minor guilt trip, Deangelo talked his younger brother into swallowing the drugs.  Wayne died shortly thereafter.  Kids…Don’t do drugs.  Don’t eat drugs.  Don’t eat drugs from your siblings ass crack.

Austrian saws off own foot to avoid work – report – Yahoo! News.

I hate working as much as the next person, but I draw the line at self mutilation to get out of going to the office.  This guy is committed….or he should be.

PIC: See Rihanna’s New Cross Tattoo – Yahoo! Music.

In a new segment we’re going to try out called Slow News Day, I give you our first contestant.  Who gets paid to write articles like this?  Who  the frakk cares?  Why is it one of the top stories on Yahoo’s front page?  My I.Q. dropped just reading the title.  Someone please make it stop!



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