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Japan, You So Crazy!!

Leave it to the Japanese to come up with the craziest shit you’ve ever seen.  I guess “shit” isn’t quite the right word.  Introducing the Toylet video game system, created by Sega.  If you haven’t already figured it out from the clever naming of the device, this system is hooked up to a urinal and played using your urine.  That’s right, your urine.  By aiming your, uh, “stream” at a sensor on the inside of the urinal you control what happens in the game.  The demo shows a scene where you progressively blow up a female news anchor’s dress.  There’s no real details beyond that as to how the game is actually played (does aim count?  Stream strength?).

Honestly, I debated on if this actually fits on this site.  It’s either really stupid, or totally awesome.  Currently, it’s only available in Japan and with all the conservative, PC crybabies in this country, it’s unlikely we’ll ever see it stateside.  The link below actually shows a demo of the game mentioned above….without actual drunk, peeing bar patron of course.

SEGA’s new Toylet video game system – Yahoo! News

Talking Leather Couch and Daughter

Talking Leather Couch and Daughter (picture source from ibtimes.com)

OK, so just to get the obvious out of the way, this New Jersey Mom is accused of taking her 5-year-old daughter tanning with her and putting her in an upright tanning booth.  Mom and Dad both suggest this is just a case of  misunderstanding….blah blah blah…

WTF is up with this lady’s face!?  I mean seriously, how can anyone write this story up and not comment on the mom’s face!?  She’s obviously got some kind of problem.  Maybe she’s against using animal hides for leather products and plans on using skin grafts off her own body for her leather products.

I just don’t understand how someone looks in the mirror and thinks this looks good.  She’s 44 years old, for crying out loud…..she looks like she’s 60!  I just don’t get it.

Mom Allegedly Puts 5-Year-Old Daughter In Tanning Booth – Source Yahoo! News

There are certainly all kinds of ways to inspire kids to learn and a plethora of options for those that aren’t paying attention or otherwise following the rules.  However, pulling a gun on them probably isn’t in the top 25 for either of those.  Regardless, that’s exactly what Manuael Dillow, a Virginia teacher, decided to do during one of his classes.  Manuael, for no apparent reason, gathered up the kids and lined them up during class.  At which point he pulled the handgun from his waistband and fired somewhere between 4 to 10 blanks in the direction of the kids.  Naturally, they were all freaked out.  Granted, the gun was only a “blank firing handgun” like what you’d find at a track meet, but the students didn’t know that at the time.

It’s not exactly clear what this 60-year-old teacher’s motive was yet, but I can’t wait to hear what it is.  I’m sure the reason why it hasn’t been released means it’s very logical.  I can’t even begin to fathom what would convince someone this was a good idea with all the recent school shootings over the past months.

Virginia teacher arrested for firing blanks at students during class – Source: Yahoo! News

I’m guessing this couple was just playing Angry Birds on their phone instead of listening to the instructor.  Mr. Deel managed to wait till the instructor left the room then shot himself in the hand and his wife in the leg.  I’m sure the shot was preceded by the words “Hey Honey, watch this!!”  Mr. Deel called it all just a “stupid accident.  I think we all know where the stupid is here.

Couple Accidentally Shot in Gun Safety Class – Source: Yahoo! News

Newt nipped by zoo penguin, gets Band-Aid – Yahoo! News.

Newt Gingrich gets bit by a penguin, receives Band-Aid for the injury.  Swell.  Who cares!?  You have to wonder what the guy writing this article thinks about his life?  He likely went to journalism school for a few years, or one….I don’t know.  I’m assuming he didn’t finish if he’s writing stuff like this.

Study: More female drivers mistakenly hit gas pedal – Yahoo! News.

A recent study proves what most men have known for years already: Women drivers are scary!



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