Man Fakes Mugging to Get Ride Home  (Courtesy

A jerkoff Maryland man called 911 to report being mugged.  When police arrived they discovered that there was, in fact, no robbery, and that the man simply needed a ride home.  His cell phone was out of minutes so the only number he could call was 911.  Stuff like this is why I think there should be a “Justified Police Brutality” statute.  But lets not call it that….how about “On-The-Spot Correction?”  Or “Officer Discretionary Sentancing?”  Charges are pending, but seriously, I think all this guy needs is a good slap to the face and punch to the gut, then send him on his way…..without a ride home of course.

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