Skinny Jeans Too Tight for Rape  (Courtesy

In yet another stunningly stupid judgment in a court of law, it’s been determined that women wearing tight fitting “skinny jeans” are apparently incapable of being raped.  What’s even more amazing is that this lapse in courtroom judgment didn’t happen in a U.S. courtroom!  Nicholas Gonzales was acquitted of rape charges in an Australian court after the jury decided that tight skinny jeans simply couldn’t “be removed without any sort of collaboration.”  Apparently if a woman takes her pants off in Australia then it’s sex time, regardless of if she wants to or not.  That point aside, uh, how the hell can this be any sort of defense against rape?  Her clothes were too tight?  Really?  Way to take two steps back, Australia!

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