On January 1st some dumbass, we’ll call her Melodi Dushane, was so pissed off at McDonalds because they didn’t have any McNuggets that she punched the drive thru attendant and then put her fist through the drive thru window.  I’ve heard that some drugs can prevent pain and allow you to punch through windows.  From her mugshot I think we can assume drugs might have played a part…..just an assumption.  Way to start off the New Year in spectacular fashion, Melodi!!  The courts have ordered her to stay away from the fast food chain until the case is concluded.  Dear God!!  If that’s what happened when they took away her McNuggets then what the hell is she going to do without her fries!!

As if that wasn’t bad enough, apparently this wasn’t the first time something like this has happened….and it wasn’t the same girl! In March, a nutjob Florida lady was arrested after she called 911 three times to complain that a McDonald’s was out of McNuggets. “This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one,” Latreasa Goodman told a police operator.  Called 911…..Seriously?  THREE TIMES!?  I weep for humanity.


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