After what was obviously just the latest in a long series of life failures, they decided the next best option was to put the remains in a gift box.  So they cleaned it up and packaged the remains.  It’s not clear who the gift was intended for…….or how the hell their bodies manage to function with no apparent brain function between the two morons.

It’s believed that the woman used pills to induce an abortion and then called an abulance.  When the abulance arrived she said she didn’t know where it was.  WTF?!?!

OK, first, why the hell would you call an abulance in the first place?  If that isn’t stupid enough, you then tell them that you don’t know where the fetus is?  “Geez, it was here a minute ago.  It’s not in the toilet!  Retrace my steps….I just made a sandwich.  Maybe it’s in the fridge next to the mayonnaise.”   Really??  Who would fall for this?

Second, why in a gift box under the tree?  Who was going to get that gift?  Mother-in-law maybe, but I even think that’s a little harsh.  It’s not like you can give it to one or the other….you both know what’s in the box….no surprise.  Was it wrapped?  Why the hell “clean it up” before putting it in the box?  It’s obvious you don’t give a damn about the fetus!  Why even go through the trouble?  I just can’t wrap my head around any of this.   But maybe that’s because I’m not insanely stupid.

Both were arrested and jailed on abuse of corpse and tampering with evidence.  Bond is set at $20,000 per.  Frankly, these are the sort of people that need far more than a mere slap to the face.  A serious beating may be in order, and some serious jail time.


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