If you decide to go on a night of rampant vandalism that could result in damages in the tens of thousands, perhaps you should just consider any personal items lost during said crimes as collateral. You certainly should try and go back and retrieve it. Better yet, don’t take anything personal with you at all. Let William Banks be an example to all of you!
Banks, and two other numbskulls, decided to go four wheeling in the middle of East Carolina’s football field causing around $35,000 in damages. They also managed to plow the ATVs into a couple concession stands for good measure. Banks was arrested when he decided to try and claim his phone that he dropped in the process of destroying the field. I’m guessing it was an iPhone.